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All three of our children have been sick for the last few days - with various levels of fever, blocked noses, and sore throats - the product of a visit to a birthday party last weekend.

Our four year old was by far the worst afflicted - running huge temperatures, and waking in the night with nightmares and speculated hallucinations.

Monday night was broken by a little girl on the upstairs landing calling “Daddy” inbetween sucked breaths of air - I was of course on my way there before she called. Something told me the footsteps I heard from the other end of the house were not altogether right.

There were apparently spiders in her bed. After a thorough search in front of her, I kissed her forehead, tucked her in, and switched the lights off.

On Tuesday evening myself and Wendy were busy cleaning the kitchen when we heard screams. We both raced upstairs to find four year old and three year old screaming at the top of their voices in the dark.

“What’s wrong?”

“There’s a Lion!”

We switch on the lights and show them there is no lion, and both return to bed in immediate silence. The four year old is hot to touch.

Neither of them were awake at all on either occasion. It’s been the lesson of the last few days really - seeing an apparently awake child in front of you doesn’t mean they are awake at all.

Who knew that fever can conjure spiders, monsters and lions ?

The morning brought gentle questioning over cornflakes, and apparent non-recollection from the children. The eldest of course woke up during the screaming episode - and complained bitterly “why did they have to scream at something that they dreamed?” - I guess we’ll remind her when she has a nightmare.

I remember nightmares. I had them rarely, but I remember them clearly… all except the one I had as an adult a year or so ago. Wendy woke me in the middle of the night - I had been screaming with my mouth closed. Figure that one out. I had no memory of why I was screaming either.

iPhone Ticks the Boxes

I went out yesterday afternoon and bought an iPhone at last. I walked into the store, told them that I knew all about it, and all about the tarrifs, and please could I just buy one please on the tarrif I instructed.

Ten minutes later I walked out of the store, iPhone in hand.

Simple.

What was not so simple was (having never monkeyed with an iPhone before) figuring out where the SIM card went. No insertion tool. No instructions in the documentation. I finally found out about the tiny hole and the hidden panel after rummaging around on the internet for a while.

A few minutes later I saw and waited for iTunes on my macbook to download and install the latest version of the iPhone firmware. Then came the task of figuring out how the new bit in iTunes worked - how to sync specific bits and bobs to the phone.

Two minor things tripped me up in the first few minutes finding my way around the iPhone interface…

1. I couldn’t figure out how to “get back” to the menu at first. It was only after a good few seconds scratching my head that I pressed the big button at the bottom of the display.

2. I couldn’t figure out how to show albums in the iPod app in coverflow mode - it was only by accident that I tipped it on it’s side, and voila - up came the 3D album covers.

So what do I think so far?

  • MobileMe - despite its flaws - is push email. It’s good at it too. I know blackberry have been doing this for eons, but it’s nice to have email arrivals trumpeted to you without the phone being connected to the net.
  • The SMS interface is great - looking very much like iChat. I forsee myself using all of my text allocation (I have the £35 plan, which allows something in the region of 600 sms messages a month).
  • Typing on the on-screen keyboard is nowhere near as difficult as I feared. I guess I am a software developer though, so am more careful than most when typing…
  • The Camera is not very fast - meaning low light shots are always going to be a problem for it. Quality wise though, it’s fine for a mobile phone camera.
  • The built in Mail application is far better than I had hoped - I have it talking to 4 different email accounts via IMAP.
  • Syncing with the Mac is painless, simple and flexible. I hate to say it, but Mac users who have embraced iCal, Contacts, iPhoto, and so on are going to get much more use from the iPhone than windows users (although this has been addressed somewhat by MobileMe).
  • Movie playback is spectacular. I downloaded Godzilla from iTunes just to try it out (and to try plugging the Mac into the TV via HDMI, which we have never done before). This could of course be the end of us renting movies from LoveFilm if it works well enough…
  • The App Store is without doubt the biggest ace Apple have put into the iPhone. I have downloaded five or six apps so far - all of which have been fantastic. I have installed all of them from iTunes given the early adopter stories about downloading them to the phone directly.
  • Safari on the iPhone is spectacular too. By far the best browsing experience I have ever seen on a mobile device. The multi-touch interface, on-screen keyboard, and rotating display make using the web very easy indeed.
  • GPS is fun - but I’m not sure I have an application for it yet. If an app arrives in the App Store that integrates the Google Local business data into the built-in map application, it would be wonderful. As it stands, it’s a gimmick. Geotagging photos works spectactularly well though.

Out with Highrise - In with SugarCRM

After a month playing with Highrise from 37Signals, I started to find failings, and set about evaluating the next option in my list - SugarCRM - the open source client relationship management solution.

After an aborted install attempts last month (which led me to try out Highrise), I finally got SugarCRM installed last night. I had to hack the PHP code behind it a little due to my website hosting configuration, but once that hurdle was cleared everything went smoothly.

So what does SugarCRM provide? It helps you track companies, contacts, leads, opportunities, projects, cases, support calls and more. Perhaps it’s most intreaguing feature is integration with email - providing a full email interface to manage email accounts within SugarCRM - which then lets you import emails and attach them to clients, projects, opportunities, and so on.

There are rough edges - a couple of features are not working for me at present - but there is a huge community around SugarCRM that share knowledge (a benefit of open source software that Highrise does not share). I will be tapping into the community over the coming days to hopefully solve the few niggles I have.

If you are interested in implementing your own CRM solution, you could do far worse than SugarCRM - check it out today at www.sugarcrm.com.

Blackberry or iPhone?

My mobile phone contract comes up for renewal in a couple of months time - and I’m already looking at the various options open to me. The following devices are at the top of the list;

Blackberry Bold

iPhone 3G

My main criteria are…

  • Unlimited internet access
  • Great built-in browser
  • Great built-in IMAP email client
  • Good integration with online services
  • A half decent camera
  • A good media player

I am not so interested in integration with traditional thick client (think:installed) desktop applications. While I have been freelancing and working remotely over the last year or so, it has become apparent just how useful services such as webmail, online CRM, online project management, online file storage, and online office suites really are. If I can use any device with a good browser to access my regular suite of productivity applications, I will be happy.

What applications am I talking about? In no particular order, I want fully functioning access to…

  • Google Mail
  • Google Docs
  • Google Notebook
  • Google Reader
  • Meebo
  • FriendFeed
  • 37Signals Backpack
  • 37Signals Highrise
  • 37Signals Basecamp
  • 37Signals Campfire

Of course, if the device has Skype, I will be over the moon.

At the moment, the iPhone can do all of these things standing on it’s head. The browser on the Blackberry on the other hand is a complete piece of standard non-compliant garbage.

Plurk - Yet Another Social Media Microblogging Application

I’m sure those of you who spend far too many hours on the internet will have looked at Plurk already. For those of you who have not, here’s what it looks like;

Plurk is an interesting take on the micro-blogging phenomenon that seems to be sweeping the world. Armed with only 140 characters, you can blurt out anything you like, and the world at large (or rather, the other plurkers) can see what you are blabbering on about. Watching it’s timeline scroll past is perhaps the ultimate “slice of life” voyeuristic experience to be had on the internet.

Of course you are only going to read that which others are sharing, but strangely it’s the inane commentary on personal lives that turns out to be the most interesting. What’s more, Plurk makes it very easy to hold a threaded conversation off the back of yours and your friends random utterances. It has somehow garnered a very friendly, inclusive and supportive atmosphere among it’s users too.

If you’d like to give it a try, head on over to www.plurk.com and sign up - it’s free! Also visit www.plurk.com/user/jonbeckett73 and add me as a friend!

Fantastic Idea - Choose Your Own Adventure Story Website

While sitting down eating dinner at a chinese restaurant a couple of years ago with friends, everybody was trying to talk me into making a web based version of the old “Choose Your Own Adventure” story books.

The only thing that has prevented it has been time. Just imagine how fantastic it could be…

  • At the end of each page, visitors choose the continuation from a list of actions (”run away”,”throw teacup at dragon”, etc)
  • Readers get to star rate each page (to build a preferred route)
  • Preferred lines of story could be output as one long tome
  • Anybody could fork a story in any direction

I think it would work wonderfully, and I don’t think it would be hard to build either.

Who wants to help me?

Burning the Candle

Have you ever heard the expression “burning the candle at both ends” ? It accurately describes my life at the moment.

Continually tired, but having so much fun working that I don’t mind one bit.

Somehow I managed to scrape myself out of bed at 5:30am again this morning, and was met shortly before leaving the house at 7am by a little girl skipping through the kitchen.

“What are you doing up? Come on - back to your bedroom!”

“Awwwww” (cue pouting, tears, and slump on bedroom floor)

“I have to go to work in a minute, and Mum isn’t even awake yet!”

No response.

“Here you go - I’ll open your curtains and blinds so you can play in your room.”

No response.

“See you later…”

By now she was face down on the carpet, face in hands, with her bum in the air. Her individual method of protest. The youngest tends to look at you with big teary eyes and a huge wibbly bottom lip. The eldest crosses her arms and looks down at the floor.

“Have fun swimming today with Mum…”

She looks up with a smile, I say my goodbyes, and wander back downstairs to leave the house. I wander through the early morning streets to the train station lugging my bag and a laptop, slump down on the train, buy a ticket, and listen to Macbreak Weekly as the train rolls towards London.

At cookham the hag from hell gets on and given an entire carriage to sit anywhere, sits opposite me. I am going to have to find somewhere else to sit - either that or give her a slip of paper with the URL of my blog post about her.

I accidentally drop my bag on her feet and she doesn’t move. Perhaps they are false feet after a spectacular Spitfire crash or something?

A pretty blonde lady has sat down next to me - perhaps that’s why the hag is being so insular today - intimidated by the pretty young thing sat across from her.

Who knows.

The journey passes easily enough and we are in London after a few more pages of “On the Road”. Again, women look at the book and then look me up and down while on the underground. Strange.

Kung Fu Panda

I took the elder two kids to see “Kung Fu Panda” this morning at the cinema. For our 4 year old, it was her first ever visit. Never has such a big grin been seen for so long plastered all over her face.

I have to give Odeon cinema’s their credit - the kids “happy meal” for the movie was a strong paper bag containing sweet popcorn, a bag of cadbury chocolate stars, the “Kung Fu Panda” childrens book, and a soft drink (with, most importantly, a bendy straw).

The kids laughed like drains throughout the movie - thanks go to Jack Black and Dreamworks for that I suppose. It’s a shame the movie website has no colouring pictures to print out, because they’re both asking for them.

Our youngest spent the morning having quality time with her Mum, which in reality meant going to the supermarket to buy new slippers for everybody, and making a guitar out of a shoebox.

Salivating Over Dell Studio Desktops

Who knew that Dell were making pretty desktop machines?

Anticipated Reactions

Do you ever disregard a notion to tell somebody they look great because you fear it will be misinterpreted by the unwashed masses as some kind of “pass” ?

I do.

Whatever happened to more simple times, when you could pass a compliment and it was received with somewhat bashful reticence.

I am of course talking about all of the female bloggers I read. You are numerous, and you are all lovely in your individual ways. I read guys too, but the ladies are more interesting to me - maybe because so few guys break from the stereotype and write about the big subjects - the interesting stuff.

Male written blogs seem to either be intensely technical in nature, or boasts of manly prowess at some sport, hobby, or inane obsession (such as building hilariously detailed scale lego models).

Female blogs on the other hand, almost always deal with life. The interesting stuff. Conflict, relationships, love, hate, angst, happiness. They tend to be far more introspective, and afford the reader more chance to know the writer.

I’ll shut up now. It’s 1am and I have been sat here pretty much non stop since 9 this morning (which was prepended with 2 hours of getting the kids up and fed, and will be again tomorrow, which is only 6 hours away now).